A fun spin on traditional astrology readings 🔮🪐🔥

Think you can handle the truth? 👀

Get ready to take your self-awareness to a whole new level with a real and raw astrology reading unlike any other.

I’m going to:

• break down your cosmic red flags ⛳️

• call out your WTF placements

• reveal the hidden strengths you need to start using

(all in an "I love you but I'm gonna keep it real" kind of tone ❤️)

Brutal honesty, a little spice, and insights you won’t get anywhere else.

Don’t worry—I’ll hype you up and humble you 😉

...You may even learn things about yourself you didn't even know!

The reading comes as a downloadable PDF document for you to save and cherish as a keepsake. Come back to it anytime.

Due to personalization and high demand, please allow up to 48 hours to receive your analysis via email.

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