You don’t need a retainer. You need a reset.

Fast, done-for-you help for chaotic businesses run by busy parents.

£100

Inbox a mess? Canva a disaster? Pinterest gathering dust? This is your SOS button.

What’s a Blitz?

This isn’t a “virtual assistant package.”

It’s 3 hours of me, deep in your business, knocking out the sh*t you can’t even look at right now.

No endless back-and-forth.

No micromanaging.

No Zooms.

Just results.

What I Can Do In One Blitz:

  • Clear your inbox + file chaos

  • Build or fix your Pinterest boards + templates

  • Organise your Canva or Google Drive

  • Set up Trello or ClickUp for actual use (not just vibes)

  • Design your lead magnet

  • Upload your podcast to YouTube with show notes + graphics

  • Batch 30 days of pins or content

  • Create simple email automations

  • Whatever’s causing the chaos? I’ll handle it.

Spots are limited.

I only take on 3 Blitz sessions per week so I can actually deliver what I promise.
If you’re reading this, that means at least 1 spot is open.
Grab it now before someone else does.

Secure Your 1:1 Session Now

Ready to make a change? Book your 1:1 consultation session to kickstart the change you’re looking for.

Frequently Asked Questions

  • 🔥 What exactly is a Blitz?

    It’s 3 hours of me, deep in your business.
    No fluff. No discovery calls. No “maybe next month.”
    You tell me what’s driving you mad — I fix it. Fast.

    💰 How much does it cost?

    £197 one-off.
    No retainers. No VAT. No surprise invoices.
    Just a solid block of high-skill work done for you, not with you.

    ⏳ What can you really do in 3 hours?

    A stupid amount. Because I know what I’m doing.

    Examples from past Blitzes:

    • Cleared 2,300 unread emails

    • Designed + loaded a lead magnet

    • Cleaned Canva

    • Organised Pinterest boards

    • Wrote email sequences

    • Uploaded + optimised podcasts

    • Set up Trello + ClickUp workflows

    • Batched 30 Pinterest pins
      I move quickly and I don’t need hand-holding.

    🧠 What if I don’t know what I need?

    That’s literally the point.
    You fill in a quick form, dump your brain, and I prioritise what will give you the biggest win.
    You don’t need a plan — that’s my job.

    📆 Do I need to be available during the Blitz?

    Nope.
    You send me what I need (via email, Drive, Dropbox, Trello — whatever you use), and I get to work.
    You’ll get a check-in before and after. Otherwise, you can go live your life.

    👶 I’m a parent, my life is chaos. Will this still work for me?

    YES.
    This was literally made for you.
    I’m a mum. I get it.
    No Zooms. No expectations. Just someone finally helping you move things forward while you parent.

    🛠 What tools do you work with?

    ClickUp, Trello, Canva, Google Drive, Flodesk, MailerLite, Captivate.fm, Pinterest, Metricool, Notion (if I have to) — and whatever else is part of your current mess.

    🚨 What if I want to book more than one?

    You absolute legend.
    I offer repeat Blitzes and bundle pricing if you want me back. DM me on Instagram @virtuallylucy and I’ll sort it.

    👀 I have more questions…

    DM me “BLITZ” on Instagram or TikTok and ask away.
    You’ll get a real response — not a bot or a boring sales funnel.

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VA Blitz

1:1 Session — 3 hours

£100