Thee Woo Woo Guru
Spiritual Mentor, Astrologist & Matriarchal Guide
Salisbury - Summer of the Goddess: A Meditation, Activation & Summer Intention Ritual
2 Hour Reading, Meditation & Ritual at Breathe Out CollectiveSalisbury - Summer of the Goddess: A Meditation, Activation & Summer Intention Ritual
2 Hour Reading, Meditation & Ritual at Breathe Out CollectiveThee Woo Woo Guru is a spiritual wellness & strategy blueprint based mentorship business offering astrology guidance, embodiment coaching, Akashic Record readings, meditation experiences, spiritual guidance, workshops, & transformational healing sessions designed to support emotional wellness, self-awareness, nervous system regulation, personal growth & your inner baddie. A LEO STELLIUM IN THE 3RD HOUSE. So of course, a PODCAST: Ratchet & Regulated the Podcast debuts July 1st.
Readings & Sessions
Astrology Readings
Get read & discover the STAR you are!Astrology Readings
Get read & discover the STAR you are!Akashic Record Reading
The Akashic Records are an energetic field that hold the story of every soul....your past lives, present patterns, and the possibilities ahead. They’re a living frequency I access through meditation & prayer. We'll have a gentle guided conversation about your records, past lives & address questions you may have. Beyond the insights, a reading can shift your energy, raise your vibration, & leave you feeling aligned, empowered, & ready to move forward.Akashic Record Reading
The Akashic Records are an energetic field that hold the story of every soul....your past lives, present patterns, and the possibilities ahead. They’re a living frequency I access through meditation & prayer. We'll have a gentle guided conversation about your records, past lives & address questions you may have. Beyond the insights, a reading can shift your energy, raise your vibration, & leave you feeling aligned, empowered, & ready to move forward.Astrology Portal Monthly Subscription $30
The 2026 Portal is an ongoing subscription where you receive monthly, personalized voice note guidance based on your chart. Deep intuitive & astrological direction.Astrology Portal Monthly Subscription $30
The 2026 Portal is an ongoing subscription where you receive monthly, personalized voice note guidance based on your chart. Deep intuitive & astrological direction.Intuitive Mediumship Session - 60 minutes.
A channeled session offering guidance, reassurance, & intuitive insight from guides, ancestors, or loved ones.Intuitive Mediumship Session - 60 minutes.
A channeled session offering guidance, reassurance, & intuitive insight from guides, ancestors, or loved ones.Mentorship & Deep Work
1:1 Coaching Existential Embodiment
High-touch, deep transformation for women ready to evolve. A 3-month minimum container blending astrology, intuitive guidance, emotional regulation, & identity work. This is for the woman ready to reclaim her power & live from truth.1:1 Coaching Existential Embodiment
High-touch, deep transformation for women ready to evolve. A 3-month minimum container blending astrology, intuitive guidance, emotional regulation, & identity work. This is for the woman ready to reclaim her power & live from truth.Retreats & Events
WOO-TAH
Astrology-aligned ritual, healing, adventure, embodiment & sisterhood. A flowing into your identity, intuition & purposeWOO-TAH
Astrology-aligned ritual, healing, adventure, embodiment & sisterhood. A flowing into your identity, intuition & purposeFREE RESOURCES
2026 Moon Guide
E-Book
FREE
2026 Moon Guide
E-Book
FREE
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The Wootique: Clothing matched to your Soul
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Policies & Customer Support
CUSTOMER SUPPORT
Email: theewoowooguru@gmail.com
Instagram: @theewoowooguru
Customer support inquiries are answered within 24–72 business hours.
REFUND POLICY
Due to the energetic, digital, educational, & time-based nature of services provided by Thee Woo Woo Guru, all purchases are final.
Refunds are not guaranteed once a session, reading, mentorship container, workshop, meditation experience, digital product, or service has been booked, delivered, downloaded, or accessed.
If an emergency or scheduling conflict arises, clients may request to reschedule with at least 24 hours notice.
CANCELLATION POLICY
Appointments canceled within less than 24 hours may result in forfeiture of payment.
Missed appointments (“no-shows”) are non-refundable.
Thee Woo Woo Guru reserves the right to reschedule appointments, workshops, or services due to emergencies, illness, weather, or unforeseen circumstances.
SERVICES PROVIDED
Services may include:
• Astrology Readings
• Akashic Record Readings
• Spiritual Mentorship
• Embodiment Coaching
• Meditation & Breathwork
• Workshops & Retreats
• Energy Healing Sessions
• Digital Educational ContentServices are intended for spiritual education, personal growth, and wellness support only and are not medical, psychological, financial, or legal services.
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Customer Support: theewoowooguru@gmail.com
